- Flattened by a door and run over by horses
- Stabbed by death eaters in bed, multiple times!
- For hobbits, death by starvation
- Being chopped down by an Ork
- Death by living tree
- Stabbed by a dissolving blade
- Death by torch!
- Torch thrown at your face!
- Falling off a tower
- Killed by gooey man coming out of mud
- Being frozen (turned to stone) by the sun!
- Being sliced with cutting flowers…gardening is very dangerous!
- Beaten down by gigantic water horses via water bending powers as an elf princess chants to you.
- Attacked by wizards!
- Cutting your self with a 3000 year old blade that was cut by the one true ring and getting tetanus.
- Getting rid of your immortality in the name of true love!
- Death by pedophile father who wants to steal your jewelry, who then has a mental break down!
- Death by hobbit, tripped
- Death by rolling down a mountain, in the snow.
- Mesmerized by ring
- Avalanche off of cliff
- Freezing to death
- Pounding your head into a mountain during the avalanche
- Death by arrows that kill an entire community of Dwarfs
- Eaten by Davey Jones!
- Strangled by gigantic squid outside of cave
- Falling into a well of doom and making a lot of noise doing it!
- Throwing yourself into a well of ridding Gandalf of your stupidity
- Orks, goblins, and gigantic trolls
- Stabbed in the eyes by a bow in arrow
- Smashed to death by a club
- Stabbed in the heart
- Constantly getting hit by the two hobbits on your back
- Finally dying by an arrow in your brain.
- Being surrounded by angry Orks!
- Death by being whipped by a fire shadow demon thing
- Tripping down extremely intense stairs while being shot at by arrows
- Stairs falling from underneath you
- Hit by giant falling rock
- Surfing stairs and not going the right direction
- Yelling “You shall not pass” to a giant fire shadow demon
- Getting tripped off a giant bridge by a fire whip.
- Shot by elves since the dwarf is so loud
- Death by crazy man who wants the ring
- Attack in the woods
- Pin cushioned by arrows!
- Rocks being thrown at you by hobbits
- Being killed by the guy hit with three arrows
- Stabbed in the neck by a shield and being pinned to a tree
- Sinking in water as you go to help your best friend on an epic quest.
Yeah, I'm not nerdy AT ALL!
4 comments:
Now that is nearly what I am talking about...
Actually that list was pretty amazing. Love it!
All you need is a witty tshirt about science and collection hand painted warhammer figurines, and the nerdiness image would be complete :).
they were not Death Eaters that is Harry Potter my dear they are the ring raiths (spelling??) But I love the list makes me want to watch the movies and see if there are others!!
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