Sunday, May 09, 2010

You wanted an update...

So mom wants me to update my blog so I am going to with the only thing that I have available, that is the list of the many ways possible you can die in Lord Of The Rings and The Fellowship Of The Ring. This list came about when all my roommates were watching the extended version of LOTR and we saw a door fall on a guy and the door was trampled by horses. We never really noticed this before and started to wonder how many different ways you could die in this movie. Thus came this extremely nerdy list. Happy Mother's day Mom, this is the best I could come up with for now..

  • Flattened by a door and run over by horses
  • Stabbed by death eaters in bed, multiple times!
  • For hobbits, death by starvation
  • Being chopped down by an Ork
  • Death by living tree
  • Stabbed by a dissolving blade
  • Death by torch!
  • Torch thrown at your face!
  • Falling off a tower
  • Killed by gooey man coming out of mud
  • Being frozen (turned to stone) by the sun!
  • Being sliced with cutting flowers…gardening is very dangerous!
  • Beaten down by gigantic water horses via water bending powers as an elf princess chants to you.
  • Attacked by wizards!
  • Cutting your self with a 3000 year old blade that was cut by the one true ring and getting tetanus.
  • Getting rid of your immortality in the name of true love!
  • Death by pedophile father who wants to steal your jewelry, who then has a mental break down!
  • Death by hobbit, tripped
  • Death by rolling down a mountain, in the snow.
  • Mesmerized by ring
  • Avalanche off of cliff
  • Freezing to death
  • Pounding your head into a mountain during the avalanche
  • Death by arrows that kill an entire community of Dwarfs
  • Eaten by Davey Jones!
  • Strangled by gigantic squid outside of cave
  • Falling into a well of doom and making a lot of noise doing it!
  • Throwing yourself into a well of ridding Gandalf of your stupidity
  • Orks, goblins, and gigantic trolls
  • Stabbed in the eyes by a bow in arrow
  • Smashed to death by a club
  • Stabbed in the heart
  • Constantly getting hit by the two hobbits on your back
  • Finally dying by an arrow in your brain.
  • Being surrounded by angry Orks!
  • Death by being whipped by a fire shadow demon thing
  • Tripping down extremely intense stairs while being shot at by arrows
  • Stairs falling from underneath you
  • Hit by giant falling rock
  • Surfing stairs and not going the right direction
  • Yelling “You shall not pass” to a giant fire shadow demon
  • Getting tripped off a giant bridge by a fire whip.
  • Shot by elves since the dwarf is so loud
  • Death by crazy man who wants the ring
  • Attack in the woods
  • Pin cushioned by arrows!
  • Rocks being thrown at you by hobbits
  • Being killed by the guy hit with three arrows
  • Stabbed in the neck by a shield and being pinned to a tree
  • Sinking in water as you go to help your best friend on an epic quest.

Yeah, I'm not nerdy AT ALL!

4 comments:

sixpickychicks said...

Now that is nearly what I am talking about...

sixpickychicks said...

Actually that list was pretty amazing. Love it!

Emily Christiansen said...

All you need is a witty tshirt about science and collection hand painted warhammer figurines, and the nerdiness image would be complete :).

Dena said...

they were not Death Eaters that is Harry Potter my dear they are the ring raiths (spelling??) But I love the list makes me want to watch the movies and see if there are others!!